TEN THINGS CATS DON’T UNDERSTAND
- The thing on the perch is not a feathered kebab.
- The entire world does not revolve around you.
- Hearing purring doesn’t deaden your slave’s pain as your claws dig into their leg.
- Mangled, gory, quivering presents are not really appropriate.
- The purpose of having 9 lives is not to see how quickly you can use them up.
- Staring at the swimmy thing will not make it leap out of the tank.
- If you lose your bell, you’ll just be fitted with another.
- Killing shouldn’t really be at the top of your ‘Fun Things to do’ list.
- There are not enough types of luxury food to give you something completely different every day.
- Dogs have feelings too.
