Here is some Light Entertainment for those who share their lives with Cats or Dogs.
If you are looking for someone who will: Go crazy because they are so delighted to see you. Sit by you to watch a soppy film when football is on the other side. Be happy to go out with you at any time. Eat everything you prepare with no mention of “Mum used to make it better.” Never insist on the sports page before you even see the paper. Not care whether you are old, young, fat, thin, attractive or not. Always listen attentively, and love you with unending devotion… GET A DOG On the other hand, if you want…