Category: Dogs and Cats

Some light entertainment for those who share their lives with cats or dogs.

Some light entertainment for those who share their lives with cats or dogs.

10 Reasons to own a Dog as a pet rather than a Cat 1)         A dog would faithfully remain by your side if you fell ill. A cat would wander off to find someone else who could use a tin opener. 2)         Dogs give you unconditional love until they die. Cats make you pay for anything you’ve done wrong since they were born. 3)         Dogs get really hurt if you’re mad at them. You get really hurt if Cat is mad at you. 4)         A dog will follow you to the ends of the Earth. A cat will only follow…

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Some light entertainment for those who share their lives with cats or dogs.

Some light entertainment for those who share their lives with cats or dogs.

10 Reasons to own a Cat as a pet rather than a Dog 1)         You’ll never have need of a “Beware of the Cat” sign. 2)         Cats purr all over you. Dogs drool all over you. 3)         A cat may stick its nose in the air, but a dog will stick its nose in your privates. 4)         Cats always land on their feet. Dogs won’t even let you throw them. 5)         Cats rub themselves against your leg in affection. Dogs do it because they feel horny. 6)         Cats bury their own crap. Dogs dig up others. 7)         Cats use a…

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Things you can Learn from your Cats and Dogs:

Things you can Learn from your Cats and Dogs:

More funny moments provided by our furry friends. If dogs could talk… OH, it’s the postie! Bad man, puts things through my door! Must protect the house… Is it time for Walkies? Is it, Is it? Need to bark again! People are walking past MY family home! I must pee, really, I need to pee. Take me out or I’ll have to do it here! Are you proud of me, eh, eh, are you? You’re not mad at me are you? I’ve been good! I’m always good! If cats could talk… Oh The sheer indignity of my life …

Top Ten Things you can Learn from your Cats and Dogs:

Top Ten Things you can Learn from your Cats and Dogs:

Light entertainment from your favourite pets… 10 things you can learn from your Dog  1)         If you can cultivate the right stare and whining sound it will get you anything you want, though it might take time. 2)         Be yourself. Trying to be something else never works. 3)         Never forget the importance of daytime naps. 4)         Don’t lose track of where you are, or how to get home. A trail of pee usually does the trick. 5)         Only bite if you are absolutely sure a growl won’t suffice. 6)         Always give others a friendly welcome, but try not to knock…

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Top Ten Differences between Cats and Dogs:

Top Ten Differences between Cats and Dogs:

Light entertainment from your favourite pets… 1)         Dogs will play anything you choose, whenever you like, even if they’re tired. Cats will take a long nap, and woe betide you if you disturb them. 2)         Dogs prick their ears and tilt their heads on one side when you talk to them, doing their very best to understand. Cats yawn and close their eyes because you’re boring them. 3)         Dogs come running when you call them. Cats give you ‘That Look’, and get back to you when they’re good and ready. 4)         Dogs give you happy, sloppy kisses when you come…

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THE HUMAN SURVIVAL GUIDE TO FEEDING YOUR PET.

THE HUMAN SURVIVAL GUIDE TO FEEDING YOUR PET.

Here is some light entertainment for those who share their lives with cats or dogs.  Don’t Keep Your Dog Waiting: Or he will whine pitifully, staring at his dish, until you remember to feed him. He may also chew the carpet.   Don’t keep your Cat waiting:   Or he will consider the fresh food swimming in the tank, the furry meatball in the wheel, or the feathered kebab on a stick in the cage as a suitable alternative. What to Feed The Dog:   Your Dog will enjoy a variety of food, from you and from the ground. He…

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10 Things Dogs and Cats Think About.

10 Things Dogs and Cats Think About.

TEN THINGS A DOG THINKS ABOUT 1)      Wonder why they keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl? 2)      Why do they insist on rubbing my nose in it? I know what it is. It’s mine! 3)      I’ll never understand humans. They tell me off for licking my butt, so I wipe it on the floor instead. And are they happy? 4)      He only tells me to stop doing that, because he can’t, and he’s jealous. 5)      Oh Boy! Another smell! 6)      I am a dog, so I am expected to bark, a lot. Especially in the dead of…

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